jism

1. A nutritional liquid which eminates from the end of the male organ after stimulation. 2. A tasty snack. 3. Nectar of the wanker.

"Sally drinks jism."
"Sally blew the football team and swallowed all of their jism."
"Sally's skin is so young looking, she must be getting a regular dose of jism in her diet."

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jism

The lesser known name for 'cum'.

The couch's seats had jism underneath them. I suspect mischievous behavior from the scallywags I call my children.

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jism

ejaculate+orgasm=jism

The byproduct of male orgasm.

I can't believe Alison swallowed my jism.

or, as a verb:

I just jizzed all over Alison's face.

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jism

cum or jizz

i had jism on my hands after i jacked off

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jism

Slang term for pre-ejaculatory or ejaculatory (seminal) fluid of the male sex organ.

Mike had a nightmare the night before he went in for his physical. He was worried about making jism while he was being checked for cancer.

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jism

Jismonic man juices.

See semen cum jizz.

Tim: Holy jism on a cracker jenny did you see that?

Jenny: Please never use the word jism and my name in the same sentence again.

*lays the smack down on Tim*

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jism

something that flies out of a tallywacker when a guy gets excited. kinda tastes bad. some girls that are skanks like to eat it. can be used for protein. leaves a crusty residue on clothing. kinda smells. looks like glue.

damn, mike! you shot your jism all up in my face!

if you do that shit again i'm gonna bitch slap yo ass

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