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jisoos christ is the leader of a religion known as kpopism. Believers also know jisoos as Joshua, a member of SEVENTEEN. This religion roots from the fact that jisoos believes that drinking water is the right thing to do rather than drinking alcohol. Feel free to worship him any time, except for both 10:10 AM and 10:10 PM as this holy time is for *aHEM* NAEGA HOSH. This relegion welcomes anyone and everyone, except antis.
"Bro, what are you doing?"
"Worshipping jisoos christ? What else?"
"IT'S 10:10 YOU IDIOT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THAT NOW"
"OH SHIT!"
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jisoos christ is the god of the religion known as kpop. he is a member of the group of handsome motherfuckers called seventeen. jisoos christ (also known as joshua) believes that drinking water is the right thing rather than alcohol.
The only God I believe in is the Kpop God Jisoos Christ
Ya'll are sinners! Ya'll need Jisoos Christ!
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