Jizmo

1) (adj) when something is beyond crazy, it is said to be jizmo

2) (adj) totally out of this world, no other words can explain the situation

3) (verb) to spice up; to make more interesting or less boring

(1 and 2) "Dude that explosion was so jizmo!"

(3) "Dude we're going to English class."
"Yea I know...I wish the teacher could jizmo the class up a little."

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jizmo

An incredible amount of semen.

Do you think that stuff on the porn actress' face is real? I mean.. That a lot of jizmo.

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jizmos

When you get creeped out while cumming

“I had the Jizmos last night”

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Jizmo

Jizmo 'jesus' Venables. An avantgarde noise music composer, from Coventry, a place where music is just noise and his father made a humble living distributing for the Avon company. Some call him a maverick, some a genius , but you know what yeah he's alright.

Person 1: have you heard of that dude who had Minecraft e-sex?
Person 2: ohhhhh, you mean jizmo