jizzbag

1. The scrotum.

2. A contemptable person.

"Give me the five bucks you owe me, you jizzbag!"

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jizzbag

1) A real fuckin idiot 2) bag for holdin' jizz

1) My roommate is such a jizzbag. 2) Pick up this jizzbag before my mom comes.

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jizzbag

1. A condom
2. A scrotum

1. "I did it so much that the jizzbag popped."

2. "They hit me right in the jizzbag."

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jizzbag

1. A used condom

2. A person of equal value to a used condom, usually used to describe males. The female equivalent is jizztube.

1. Dude what the hell is your jizzbag doing in my bed?!?

2. You're such a jizzbag.

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jizzbag

a person who coaches children's american football. a person who watches children's american football practice.

these two big fat white and black fuckers(hmmm... multicultural!) who scream at tiny little boys as if they were in the marines are jizzbags. these assholes and assorted family members congregate in the park outside my first floor apartment are jizzbags. true, many live in the ghetto part of town or in incestuous white trash trailer parks, so i could see why they bring out their lawn chairs to sit in a nice grassy playing field and park with some trees. also, indicating they are culturally and/or economically deprived, is the fact they watch these poor little kids practice a moronic and brutal sport for three hours or more. Staring at your four walls is more stimulating for the mind.

What these poor brutish morons need to be inculcated to think is "sports is the opiate of the massess", "just say no".

"sports is for idiots"

--David Clemens(from the greatest antipsychiatry film ever made,"david and lisa", circa 1963

Someone who coaches or watches children's american football practice is a jizzbag.

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jizzbags

Scrotum. See also jizz

Stop scratching your jizzbags Pete, you need a jizz jar.

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