jizz rag

Something used to wipe up semen after masturbation, or alternatively, masturbate into if the pervert in question is somewhere where he'd perfer to leave things as they were when he entered - such as a friend's house or that of his parents. Can be anything from age-old classic, the dirty sock, to a hand towel.

When selecting some random scrap of fabric for use as your jizz rag, do remember that semen can leave unsightly stains on black fabrics.

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jizz rag

A jizz rag is simalar to a catch rag, being that it is used to wipe up or catch cum after jerkin the gherkin. The difference is that a jizz rag is not kept, but rather, thrown away after use. Common jizz rags are usually paper towels, toilet paper, love letters.

Billy's mom found his jizz rag in the toilet because the dumbass forgot to flush it.

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jizz rag

an insult calling sumone a cum soaker

Nhiron is a jizz rag

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jizz rag

A used gentlemen's magazine, such as a playboy or hustler or other pornographic periodical.

called so because of its moistened nature from the male owner's over-excitement.

Dude, I went to Amazing and bought Tyler a jizz rag since he can't go there himself... the little creeper.

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jizz rag

two words to insult a person. it means a rag that wipes up jizz. if you don't know what jizz is look it up snood!

hey you candy ass jizz rag!

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jizz rag

1. see "Zach Schulman"
2. The unfortunate scrap of textile fabric employed by adolescent and post-adolescent men to remove their semen from places in which it is not desired.
3. A real faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole.

1. "Zach Schulman is heinous." or "Zach Schulman ought to be used to wipe up somebody's jizz."
2. "My old jizz rag is so stiff I could use it as a lampshade."
3. "That faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole is a real jizz rag."

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jizz-rag

rag with sperm on it

bob:hey i wiped my mouth on that rag is that ok

john:yea fine but its my jizz-rag

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