A light pastry dish, comprised mainly of eggs, caster sugar, mascarpone cheese and human faeces.
Man: Waiter, im ready to order.
Waiter: Yes, sir. What shall you be having ?
Man: Might i have a slice of your delicious, jobbie cake ?
Waiter: Certainly sir excellent choice, made fresh - a house speciality, if i dont say so.
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what obese americans eat religiously
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When someone you know, e.g. A peer, takes a dump on your personal belongings on your birthday. Also he then smears it in.
I can't believe what happened on my birthday dude, Stewart took a big fat jobby cake on my brand new macbook pro .
Totally gutted.
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