joe beers

A beer that has been drunk, but not to it's full potential with the intention of impressing your friends with your total beer count. Leaving up to anything less than 3/4 full.

Friend 1: "Omg there's so much leftover beer in these cans!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, those are Joe Beers if I've ever seen one"

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Joe Beer Gut

Loud, obnoxious, idiotic sports fans who think they can do better than all the players and know more than the coaches. They always second guess coaching decisions and insist their decisions would have turned out better.

After grounding into a double play, that Joe Beer Gut in front of us wouldn't shut up about how Fielder should have bunted Braun to 2nd base.

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Two-Beer Joe

A name for a person who acts like a jackass while drinking

You’re a real two-beer joe when you drink.
Quit being a two-beer joe, you’re acting like a dick.