Johannesburg

biggest, baddest city in South Africa, where the diamond smugglers mingle with the carjackers to make life strange.

I had to get out of Johannesburg for the weekend so I flew to Cape Town for the ocean breezes.

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Johannesburg

Widely known as the largest city in South Africa, it is also an expletive used in place of "god damn" or "holy shit". (made famous in the great state of North Carolina).

Steve: That shit is 50 bucks man.
Javier: Johannesburg. I only have 30!

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University of Johannesburg

University of Johannesburg is a public university located in Johannesburg, South Africa. This university is populated by crack addicts and girls masquerading as students meanwhile they're ghetto prostitutes because most of the graduates if it weren't for blow job's they'd be unemployed.

Person A: I Got Admitted at University of Johannesburg today...yaaay
Person B: "Congratulations you're a prostitute: (If Person A is female)
else
(Congratulations you're a nyaope boy).

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