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johns dick

The smallest Dick of them all

Johns dick is tiny

by Lebronjames37 February 22, 2017

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John Dick

The skin on Forknife called the "Reaper" that steals kills from you or kills you.
Don't shoot at a Reaper.
You will die.
Don't even try with one on pc.
You will die.

Oh shit a John Dick! 4 degrees North!

Fucking jOhN dICK

by torilyn June 13, 2018

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Papa John Rape Dick

When you go into Papa John's and get raped by a pizza.

Friend: Man, it was a Papa John Rape Dick in that party.
Friend2 : that's gross.

by Scurdaumy May 14, 2012

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John Pleaser Purple Dick

When you tie a string around your penis so tight i turns purple and have oral sex and when your going to blow you insert it analy to your partner and losen the string so a massive jet of cum pleases her/him.

my girlfriend made me give her a john pleaser purple dick.

by rainbow_splasher February 12, 2011

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Jimmy Johns Dick

When a dick smells like jimmy johns.

Could you stop trying to eat that Jimmy Johns Dick?

by mr chaco February 1, 2021