Jone Bone

Popping a Boner while listening to the Jonas Brothers.

"Wow, that guy has a MASSIVE jone bone right now.

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Jon Bones Jones

The greatest force the octagon has ever seen. Known for his vicious strikes and world-class greco-roman, Bones has become a superstar in the sport of mixed martial arts.

Me: Yo Ale, who's gonna win the big fight tomorrow ?
Ale: Jon Bones Jones Fo Shoo !

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skinny bones jones

A person that is so skinny, you can almost see the bones on his/her body.
A person resembling a toothpick or a chopstick.

Damn Kingwai, eat some food so that you ain't a skinny bones jones.

That faggot Karry likes girls like that. Small, petite, and a figure like skinny bones jones.

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jones for your bones

Horny. Craving sex with an individual. Jones (crave) for your bones (body). Dying to jump your bones.

"Whenever I see you naked, I jones for your bones."

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Luke "Bones" Jones

A term you call someone who is blessed down south with a mondo shlong.

Nelly- Yo jonesy how we feelin today?
Luke- Feeling pretty stiff, feelin like bonesy today
Nelly- Yea man I could say the same thing.
Luke- Stiffer then a piece of plywood right now
Nelly- LUKE "BONES" JONES

Bare Bone Jones

Having sex with a girl without a condom.

-I put it in her bare bone jones.
-Did you hit it? Yeah I hit that bare bone jones.
-It feels so much better to bang a girl bare bone jones.

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