joothith

jooth·sis
\ ˈjüthəth/
1. a plural of jooth
2. a mispronunciation and misclassification, often by irate Iranian soccer coaches (/kōCHəth/) with lisps, of the word juices when attempting to identify orange slices
3. the only accepted literal pronunciation of this word which is often misspelled as joothsis, which is categorically incorrect and misguided.

When the Buccaneer soccer team failed to perform on the soccer field to the coach's satisfaction, he proceeded to throw a tray of orange slices purchased by the players’ parents and proclaim, "You don't deserve these orange joothith!". Subsequently, he made an inappropriate comment about a high school girl and vacated the premises.