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joe blogg}i found a fiver
jugs head} yeah well i found a tenner
joe blogg} i had some curtains made and i couldnt believe it they cost me 500 quid i didnt think id have to pay that much!!!
jugs head}yeah i had some curtains made and they cost me a 1000 quid and i bought a 6"x7" carpet and that cost me 400 quid (this is an actual example)
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A person who's head resembles the size and dimensions of the Koolade man. Especially noticeable when captured in photographs. Basically a beautiful person with a large head and a square jaw.
"Shit Phoebe! Look at your massive Jug Head next to Martha's pea Head!"
"Oh Ama, We're such sexy Jug Heads!!!"
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A disporportionally large penis helmet.
His jughead was so big he barely got it into her shit pipe.
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A jug head is a person who is a total retard who applies their self with day time activities like hanging,chilling, or chilling and hanging at the stoop. This person always talks about the same thing, acts like a broken record on every single thing they or he talks about. This person is non motivated to do anything, besides watching espn or playing undisputed to pass the time on daily basis. There are many characteristics to a jug head, stemming from being really dumb, awkward, agreeing with what is the norm. While being completely oblivious to there surroundings and clueless to there own cause. Not only is this person really persistent, but they feel like the victim all the time cause there so close minded they feel the need to hang or chill. To sum a jug head entirely their total retards with the persistence of a 4 year old child, and or your cat has more 2 sense then a normal defying jug head.
The background of a jug head is lonely with a not so crazy life with nothing going on, Pretty much nothing to live for except hanging at the stoop/lair.
Ipones, saying stupid quotes, fantasy factory, weighting 180, wearing a blue jays hat with a phillies shirt, hanging or chilling, jug head
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A person from stoke on trent.
So called because one of the main products of the area is pottery.
could of been worse, the other main product is toilets.
I've got nothing against jug heads but I just wish they would stop calling everyone "me duck"
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Cousin to the meat head a swoll body bro who carries a gallon jug of water with them every where. They insist that the best way to get a perfect body is to drink gallons of water everyday. They also insist any one who does not drink a gallon or more of water everyday, not serious about fitness or lifting.
Can be found:
Walking in hallways in high school or across courtyard at college with a back pack on and a shirt one size two small.
In cars to little for them Ex. Hafþór Björnsson (The Mountain from Game of Thrones) trying to fit into a Mini Cooper
At gyms throwing their jug across the room when they don’t hit their max, or see someone doing cross fit.
At the supper market buying all the pasta and meat.
Jug-Head 1: Bro I drank only 2 gallons of water this morning
Jug-Head 2: lucky I broke my jug by throwing it at a crossfitter
Crossfitter : (walks buy) y’all are such jug-heads I only drink half a gallon a day
Both Jug-Heads: YOU’RE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT LIFTING!
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