juice the goose

To masturbate. To fuck off.

"My mom walked in on me juicin' the goose, I was so embarrassed"

"Where's Johnny?"
"I dunno, probably ran off to juice the goose."

Juices my Goose

This phrase is used when wanting to express excitement about a happy feeling, person, place, or thing

Antonym: the phrase "Grinds my Gears"

You know what really juices my goose? Sunshine. (Other examples: Babies, smiles, puppies, Ryan Gosling, nutella, etc.)