julie brown

A bitch who makes other people feel like absolute shit because she has a crap life.

julie brown, what a cunt

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julie brown rule

"If you have to ask, the answer is yes." It is a philosophy of decision making when one has to deal with an internal question about how to govern one's own conduct.

Person One: "Should I go home with that guy?"
Person Two: "Julie Brown Rule."
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Person One: "Should I have another drink?"
Person Two: "Julie Brown Rule."

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Downtown Julie Brown

Down to the last square of toilet paper, and your finger rips through the paper leaving your finger exposed and full of poo.

I was popping a squat at the airport before a long flight when i realized there was one square of toilet paper left. I decide to give it a shot when in mid wipe my finger rips thru. Shit! Literally!

The gentleman in the stall next to me asks if theres a problem. I respond yes, and continue to tell him my misfortunate event. He laughs out loud and proclaims. DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN!!!

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Downtown Julie Brown

is a common street term for drugs. It does not have to be a specific drug, instead, it is commonly used by people who have already purchased drugs from a dealer before and so the dealer knows what they need,.

"I really need that Downtown Julie Brown"
"I'll suck your dick for that Downtown Julie Brown"

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Downtown Julie Brown

Downtown Julie Brown means to “go down” on somebody.. like oral sex. Typically used by lesbians as seen on the Bravo reality television show: Real Housewives of New York City.

Carole: “I had a sex dream about you”
Bethenny: “Bu- You- Really? You’re kind of in to me? Why would I take that the wrong- What wrong- How is that-”

Carole: “Let me just tell you- Let me just tell you”

Bethenny: *More stuttering*
Carole: “Well I don’t know their might be”

Bethenny: “Well was I a man?”

Carole: “No, and let me just say I don’t have sex dreams even with men”

Bethenny: “This is my first lesbian encounter like in a fantasy I’m- I’m ready let’s go”

Carole: “And it was very quick- It was very quick”

Bethenny: “Did we go Downtown Julie Brown?”

Carole: “Um.. well, I tou- I touched you where your bathing suit goes *uncomfortable laughter*”

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