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Badder than the baddest bitch because people born on this day are some of the one and only jaw dropping folk on this planet.
Oh she was born on July 17th yup she’s the baddest bitch alive
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They day all comendians were born ‼️‼️. The funniest niggas/bitches ok the planet were born on July 17
“Hahaha!” That nigga/bitch is the funniest person Ive ever met 😂📌 they was probably born on July 17 !
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it's sugar daddy day!
July 17:
Baby, it's sugar daddy day so can you buy me a new iphone?
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An awesome amazing child or adult. One of a kind meaning one in a million so even if you where a mistake you are worth being born and you respect yourself with everything . You are the one in a million that needs to show people how to really act.😇♥️
July 17 you where born a baby mistake or not you where Born ♥️💗💞💓❤️💕🎉😏😉
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July 17 is the international day of slapping your GF's sexy ass. You can slap her ass as many times as you like and if she doesn't let you slap her ass you should find somebody else because slapping your girl's sexy ass is a must in a relationship.
Me : "Hey babe do you know what day it is ?"
GF : "No, what day is it ? "
Me : "It is July 17 that means that it's international day of slapping your GF's sexy ass !"
GF : "International day of what ?"
Me : *slaps her sexy ass*
GF : *smiles*
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Friend: I wish I could do the lottery
Me: Yea you could because todays July 17th
The birthday of the skinniest people in the world
person: When's your birthday
Girl: Oh July 17
Person: oh figures *looks up and down*
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