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A day when the baddest of the bad are born😌. July 1st babies are gorgeous and a ray of sunshine, but when you get them mad they wanna get bold😳. Favorite things in the world themselves, loved ones, animals; and most definitely money 💰. Even Princess Diana was born July 1st, that’s what made her a goat 🐐 Fr. Don’t for get Kayla Bylon and Magic Mike XXL😏
Damn I wish I was born on July 1st, what a pity.
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When the most depressed bitches are woken
It’s July 1st and Karina is depressed once again
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The day gods are born, it’s said men born on this day have the largest schlongs known to man.
Guy: I was born on July 1st
Girl: Please take my virginity almighty one
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If you were born on this day, you’re most likely a big booty bitch. You got that birthday cake lil mama. If July 1st is your half birthday then you packing cake, but not nearly as much as July 1st birthday’s.
“Damn, She thicc as fuck, why she packing so much cake, she got implants?”
“Nah bro, she was born on July 1st, everyone born on that day has hella cake.”
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July 1st is National lesbian magnet day. Anyone born on this day is probably a lesbian
Random person-*talking to someone*
Person born on July 1st-*runs up to the person*
Random person-dude.....WTF
Person born on July 1st-I stay here. Because you cute
Random person-What?!?
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National send ur girlfriend dick pics day.
Zoe: did jack send you dick pics?
Clair: he actually did!
zoe: well happy july 1st
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Oh man dude! Today is July 1st, which means we can’t JUUL!!!
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