July 2

The day most finest bitch was born

Today my birthday it’s July 2

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July 2

All boys/girls born on this day are hot af

Guy1: Dude when were you born?

Girl1: July 2 why?

Guy1: know wonder your so hot

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July 2

The best day to be born if you were born on this day then go show your friends that your better than them

Person 1: Hey I was born on July 2
Person 2:Oh no your clearly better

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July 2

The day Chandler finally won a Mr Beast challenge

"July 2 is an epic day, Chandler won a challenge on this day!"
"Wow, i thought he would never win one!"

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July 2

The day the smartest girl/boy was born! The person born on this day has the best moves.

Elizabeth: Wow, you can dance!
Sarah: Yeah its what they say about people born July 2!

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July 2

National suck your own dick day

John: "July 4th is in two days!"
Adam: "Who gives a fuck about that, it's July 2nd. Time to hop off mine and start sucking your own dick, John."
John: "Good thing I've been practicing!"

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July 2

National respect women day

On July 2 I did whatever my girlfriend told me too, maybe I should respect women everyday!

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