July 28

the day a legend was born. the life of the party. one of the funniest realist people you’ll ever meet. they are cute as hell and call it how they see it. it’s a real privilege to be friends with someone born on this great day.

Friend one: I went out with Jess last night
Friend two: Lit asf she’s funny asf and the life of the party
Friend one: She was born July 28
Friend two: everyone born that way is LIT

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July 28

The day when you hug your girlfriend as much as possible

Its July 28, better find someone quick!

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July 28

The day where the skinniest of legends were born

lexi: it’s my birthday

maya: isn’t July 28th that means you’re a skinny legend!!

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July 28

The person born on this date has the actual biggest dick in the world

Person 1: yo it’s Gabe’s birthday today

Person 2: isn’t it July 28th. That means Gabe has a huge dick

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July 28

Anyone with this birthday is hot because Leo's are one of the best astrological signs. If you have this birthday there's a good chance you're pretty strong, words dont hurt you and you fight back. You're also very cool and you're probably hot.

Oh my god she was born on July 28 she's so cool!

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July 28

International paperclip day wear your paperclips 📎📎📎📎📎📎

July 28 be a Paper clip queeeenn

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July 28

July 28 is National DICK DOWN Day, A wonderful day where a lady/male gets fucked in the booty till oblivion!

Daniel: Happy Dick Down Day IT'S TIME TO FUCK MY BAE!

July 28 is National Dick Down Day.

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