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Another way of professing your insane love for your girfriend who's 16 years younger than you
Tom Cruise recently jumped on Oprah's couch then Jay Leno's couch promoting his love for Katie Holmes
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A defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's recent behavior on Oprah. Also see jump the shark
My new boyfriend Benny seemed totally normal until he jumped the couch and started rubbing spicy brown mustard on his body at my family reunion.
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Either you are mad or very happy
I just got a triple kill, I want to jump off my couch.
The defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour on Oprah
Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour on Oprah
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a rare disease where one randomly decides they should kill oprah, join scientology, or suddenly marry katie holmes.
Tom Cruise is one of the poor souls who have been diagnosed with the Jumping the Couch disorder.
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A celebrity committing career suicide on live television. Also see jump the shark.
Tom Cruise jumping the couch on Oprah.
1. The realization that someone has gone off the deep end.
2. Acting wildly foolish.
Tommy jumped the couch at the party when he told everybody he knew more than they did.
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