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Jumping Beans

People who unexpectedly jump into a Spanish accent mid-sentence when pronouncing the word "Latino," only to finish their statement in accent-free English.

Though Jumping Beans were at one time Latino newscasters exclusively, people of any race or occupation can now be Jumping Beans.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

15๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


jumping bean

a jumping bean is a person of non-latino heritage who assumes a latino accent when saying words in spanish. I have to clarify that one can say the proper word without assuming the accent.

I saw mr. hernandez (pronounced "Hairnondayz" with thick, sent-up latino accent) on the street today.

by disgruntled cracker December 27, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Corporate Jumping Bean

A cell phone or pager, set on vibrate that has been left on a surface such as a desk or conference table. Usually the owner of the unit has left the area giving plenty of time to annoy fellow employees.

Shortened to: Jumping Bean

"Argh! Somebody tell Jim to stop leaving his corporate jumping bean lying around, it's driving me crazy!"

by Kyle Bellamy December 11, 2006


jimmy jumping beans

A guy that rushes a relationship by insisting on sex too quickly. (usually a narcissist)

She wanted to take things slow with her new boyfriend, but he ruined it by being a jimmy jumping beans.

by Turtletracks November 12, 2014


mexican jumping bean

1. This is a term used for describing illigal aliens crossing the Mexican border.

2. This is a term used by police(pigs)refering to trying to arrest a Mexican running with lettuce(marijuanna).

Catch that Mexican jumping bean!

Look its a Mexican jumping bean.

Holy $h!% its a Mexican jumping bean!!!

by Wike Schafran September 28, 2007

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Mexican Jumping Beans

When a man cums on a womans breasts, and then slaps the sides and bottoms of the breasts, the sperm drops will bounce up and down.

I gave your sister a bunch of mexican jumping beans.

by A-Wall9 May 27, 2009

46๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mexican jumping beans

Epic little beans that you keep as pets for third grade. All you have to do is keep them locked in a drawer.

Guy 1: Hey what are those?
Guy 2: They are mexican jumping beans
Guy 1: EPIC!

by Jzell September 15, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž