Jungle Aids

Similar to that of Parkview aids, it is a form of the common cold which attacks your throat and sinuses. It will leave you feeling like pure shit to say the least. Jungle aids was formed in a pool at a fraternity party located in Miami, Fl and has been slowly increasing to a minor pandemic level.

Bro 1: yo did you cawp at the party?

Bro 2: yeah man I did but tbh I think I caught jungle aids. I’m not feeling so hot.

Bro 1: At least it’s not Parkview aids