Junk Driving

Driving with your pecker and nut sack exposed. Taking your dick and balls out of your underwear Fly and through the zipper of your pants while driving.

L.A. driving is so stressful I need to relax so if you see me smiling behind the wheel, it's probably because I'm junk driving.

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junk drive

a portable memory card full of useless stuff or secret stuff

man 1: do you have a copy of those nude pictures of your ex?
man 2: yeah, i hid them on my junk drive

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