Junk trunk psychologist

A backyard psychologist usually straight out of jail who thinks anyone that prefers the company of fit looking people rather than ppl who look like old boots and old footy’s is a sex offender and deserves to be extorted and harrassed based on their professional diagnosis. Sex offenders make them look like normal citizens so making a big deal out of a harmless situation is high in list of priorities.

I can’t find my fucking Undies and someone took a dump on my lounge room floor!

Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist