a fucking retard which no one fucking likes because he takes all the bitches
(he is also veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy gay)
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Deepak kalal is one of the most intelligent and handsome guy on earth,crush of anshi and of many other girls
He works in LAWDA government company , package of 50k per day
He loves "khatti lassi ki pichkari" and Punjabi guys
Deepak is Carryminati's favourite YouTuber
All over he is that boy for which every girl is craving
Be the "anshi" of deepak kalal
Hovering: with whom do u like to go on date ?
Rennell: of course it's "Deepak kalal"
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When you facetiously offer someone sexual favors to thank someone and then they take you up on it, putting you in an awkward situation
Person 1: Thank you for bailing me out, I owe you a blowie. Haha
Person 2: I got you, how does Thursday sound?
Person 1: โฆโฆ..
Person 2: I see youโve gotten yourself into the Kalal conundrum