kalomazing

Performing the sexual act of masturbation while wearing a bear costume.

'Oh my god babe, im kalomazing all over the place'

Kalomaze Moment

When you have a brainfart and cannot form coherent speech leaving you to say unfunny jokes or private information

Dude: *says unfunny joke*
Dude 2: Now that was a Kalomaze moment

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