kann

one who is the living proof that perfection is possible. More commonly used as general term of endearment or a goal to ensure strife for improvement in social norms. One should approach a kann wherever possible as it is a rare opportunity to be in the presence with such faultlessness.

average guy:oh my gosh i just saw kann
other average guy: hahahaha seriously. whats for lunch?

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Caro-Kann Opening

A chess opening that dates back to 69 BC. Was invented in present-day Ohio by Greek philosopher Nota Nalien. Popularized during AD 420, this opening is one of the few openings that nobody ever plays if they want to win. Other openings like this include the Anti-Fried Liver Defense, King's Head Opening, and the Ruy Lopez opening.

Person 1: Be careful of him, he's an alien.
Person 2: How would you know?
Person 1: He played Caro-Kann Opening.
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's an alien for sure. I play Ruy Lopez.
Person 1: *shoots person 2*

mitch kann

Shit licking cunt who rides pony’s in his tight poofter pants, he also tried tuning his mrs and fell off the pony and broke his wrist like a dumb cunt. He was a private school bitch

Mitch Kann is a shit licking cunt who rides pony’s in his tight poofter pants, he also tried tuning his mrs and fell off the pony and broke his wrist like a dumb cunt. He was a private school poof who sucked cock for rock

Kann

Play saz as a god.
Actually the God of friendzone, he loves women but women ronpshhhh

- Hello, it's sunny today, it's logic because you're out...
- OK kann.