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The sound long solid logs of shirt make when they hit the toilet. Similar to plops, however they are more extremely hard to push out.
Mary sat on the toilet as she delivered solid logs of poop making a kaplunk noise as she sat bouncing water on herself. She was wearing white socks and white panties.
the sound hard shit makes on the toilet water
I just took a massive kaplunk after Thanksgiving dinner!
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a person who parties a lot and i mean a LOT, fun and naturally chill person, a josh or a chris
"yo its so kaplunk dude" "yaa"
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its pointing your cock straight down, (using your hand) as you stand and inserting it into a womans vagina
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When you have a poo in the shower and you pick it up and throw it into the toilet
*splash*
Mum:are you ok in there
You:yeh I just kaplunked
Mum:what?
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Slapping a girl (or guy as the case may be) with your testicles across the face
I kaplunked my girlfriend last tuesday
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the sound thats made when you jump into a pool or drop a fat shit in the toilet.
John: I took a fat shit and it went kaplunk
Mark: Stop telin me bout your shits