Random
Source Code

kardashiversary

A 72-day period of time in any relationship, especially between homosexuals.

Based on the statement by "Weird Al" Yankovic that "72 Days is now an official unit of time known as a Kardash", referencing Kim Kardashian's filing for divorce from Kris Humphries citing "irreconcilable differences" after a mere 72 days.

Kardashian earned $17.9 million USD by wedding Humphries, but it's the gays who will ruin the sanctity of marriage.

Raymond: Our 10th kardashiversary is 03.21 in 2012.
Derek: Also our 2-year is 04.01.
Raymond: That's not nearly the landmark that's the 10-kardash. Come now, let's celebrate the milestones that matter!

by rei_saru November 3, 2011

14👍 3👎


Kardashiversary

Being married 73 days, longer than Kim Kardashian's 72 day marriage.

Me: Ron and I hit our Kardashiversary yesterday.
Friend: Your what?
Me: Our Kardashiversary, you know we've been married 73 days!
Friend: That's awesome! LOL!!

by Dr. JohnnyFire March 6, 2012

4👍 1👎