Kawazaki crumble

go for a shit and on a long and hot day the remaining turd goes hard and sticks to your arse hais creating the kawazaki crumble

Dillon: ughh i got a kawazaki going on
Ryan: dill whipe your fucking arse propperly then

Mostafa: Geek
Ryan: Shut the fuck up mostafa or your gonna eat the Kawazaki crumble