Kebab hangover

Adj. When you eat a large doner kebab the night before and wake up feeling like you have a hangover (even though you didnt drink.

Symptoms include:
- Dehydration
- Nausea
- Dizziness
- Aching/cramps
- Headaches/brain fog

Caused by a low-quality greaser kebabs that are laced with a 1:1 fat-salt ratio.

Kaylee: shall we get a kebab from Top grill tonight?
Brandon: have you actually tried a kebab from there while you were sober? I had one the other night and I had a kebab hangover the next morning.