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The soreness one feels in the legs after a long night of drinking. Usually coupled with beer shits.
The act of duct-taping an empty beer keg to your left leg and walking around with it. You need something to do with that empty keg. And when people ask why you have a keg strapped to your leg answer with, "Arrrr, they was out of pegs."
"I'm bored and the beers gone. Time for some keg-legs"
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A woman with a short, round body and small breasts--usually of a short height with stubby arms and legs. Not an attractive body type.
That chick is built like a keg on legs
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Girl who loves to drink, usually short build, preferably of Polish heritage, sometimes likes to rap to Eazy-E and falls down alot (due to the beer). Good time girls, basically.
It wasn't fun until that Keg on Legs showed up!
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