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Verb. describes Ross Kemp sticking his big, bald, fuck off head into a vagina (or anus) in order to cause shock and awe.
"Why did you just shit yourself?"
"Sorry, Ross was out kemping last night. Bastard got himself right up my arsehole and wore me like a glove."
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To masturbate to one's self in a mirror or picture.
Did you see Micah last night? The dude's so full of himself, I bet he's kemping right now.
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Verb. When a male finishes inside a female knowing that there isn't any birth control being used.
Dan met Trisha out at the bar and they went back to her place for some Kemping.
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An occupational surname bestowed upon a strong man who was a champion at jousting or wrestling. Derived from the Middle English word 'kempe,' which came from Old English 'cempa,' meaning 'warrior' or 'champion.'
That Kemp is the baddest mother fucker I've ever seen in my life!
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KEM-ps
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A card game in which players trade cards in a circle attempting to gain 4 of the same cards wilst also signaling to their partner that they have 4 of a kind. If the signal is seeing and the partner calls "Kemps!" the team wins. However, if a player of the opposing team see's the signal and calls "Kemps!" the player signaling loses. For more fun, you can fake a signal to attempt to throw other teams out. If a fake signal is spoted and called, then the team that called the Kemps is out.
Jon, you want to go play Kemps with Ben and Agnes?
KEMPS! We win! Good signal Jon.
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To mess something up in a big way!
He really kemped that up! It won't work at all now!
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A customized automobile, usually full bodied, not a hotrod. Sometimes misspelled as "kimp", these cars are also called lead sleds due to the amount of lead filler used in the customizing process.
Groovy kemp, dad, can I get a ride ?
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