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Kennesaw

Pronounced Ken-ee-saw by locals. A town north of the Atlanta Metro area located in Cobb County.

Most outsiders mock and laugh at the native Georgians and would rather fit into the ghetto scene. The truth is, it's Cobb County, kids in Kennesaw are not thugs, they're not ghetto, they're children who need to be slapped. While at the same time there are many fake rednecks, the ones who give real Southerners the bad name. This often a problem around the area despite the fact this is the South.

There are movie theatres, places to eat, parks, bowling, skating, etc. around the area like any other town. Downtown Kennesaw is home to the famous racist Wildman who sells Civil War novelty and antique items. Across the street is a museum hosting the famous locomotive The General. All in all, there's not a whole lot to do here but it is home for many. And of course the Kennesaw Mountain fills the horizon while you drive around town. We're just so damn cultured around here.

Also see: K-Town

Guy 1: I'm street dawg - I'm from the streets of K-Town!

Guy 2: Kennesaw huh? Which streets? 41, Dallas Highway, or Barrette Parkway?

Guy 1: All of 'em, I run them hoes down there. Peace up, K-Town down. I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.

by Blake "Tippin" Tipton May 12, 2006

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Kennesaw Claw

Big, teased up hairdo popular with young American women in the 1980s. Best described as a perm/mullet with a clump of hair up front that resembles the claw of a large animal - a bear, for example. Owes its names to a town north of Atlanta, Georgia.

Sheila is excited about attending her first concert tonight. She plans to accessorize her acid-wash denim and Reebok high tops with a stylish Kennesaw Claw.

by LegendOutlaw October 15, 2010

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Kennesaw Mountain

School with one of the top marching bands in America. Located in Kennesaw, GA.

Everybody wants a band like Kennesaw Mountain's.

by r.clarke March 27, 2010

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kennesaw Mountain

The high school marching band with the most retarded shows in the history of Bands of America.

That show was almost as bad as Kennesaw Mountain's.

by Scott McCormick November 8, 2004

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Kennesaw Mtn High School

Worst football team in the entire state of Georgia. The girls are decent and the boys are white washed.

Kennesaw Mtn High School got the worst football team in Cobb

by Ghvygrecc October 29, 2019

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