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Kenny Chesney

When a black guy gives a white guy a dirty sanchez

I walked into the bathroom and there was Tyrone giving Mike a Kenny Chesney in the shower.

by rainmaker32 June 24, 2009

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Mr. Chesney is an adult-contemporary singer disguised as a country singer... a fact that most people miss because 1) he wears a cowboy hat (to hide his bald head) and 2) Nashville sucks. Oh, and for all you clueless girls who find him hot, truth be told he really looks like a middle-aged turtle on steriods.

Screw Chesney, buy Dwight Yoakam's new CD "Blame the Vain" when it comes out on June 14th. LONG LIVE YOAKAM!

by me April 26, 2005

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Kenny Chesney

A mild-mannered, diminutive singer of moderate talent who somehow caught the proverbial Lucky Train and got a record deal; then somehow after years of exposure became perceived as actually talented and a against all odds became a "star" in Country music.

Mr. Chesney is known for his hard work and for releasing one forgettable song after another with his careful, monotone delivery. His vocal style is known for being devoid of passion or emotion. But he is most known in more recent years for his signature "lick" of dropping the last word of a lyrical line to "talk" it.

Many attempts to explain his success have come up short. But one reviewer came close by simply citing "The Emporer's New Clothes."

Kenny Chesney shows his lack of talent in the song "Another Beer In Mexico" or 80% of his other recordings.

by ThePointe March 18, 2008

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