kentucky hookup

when a man and a woman (hets only) hookup while eating bone-in kfc chicken wings, and when finished insert the bones lovingly into one another’s crevices and entrances one by one.

karla- i met this guy named keith at a waffle house last night and we had the most insane kentucky hookup.

lysander- no way! that’s on my bucket list. so hashtag jelly :(