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When you tell her you have a surprise. Run out of the room strip naked. Then you come back in hands held wide open like airplane wings. Jump and crash into the pussy.
Man she wasn't that interested until I gave her a good ole Kentucky Sidewinder she keeps blowing my phone up. I went full Kentucky Sidewinder on her and she did the the exorcist. I crashed my sidewinder into her queef whistle she ain't been the same since.
When a man rubs KFC hot wings on his genitals and then proceeds to stuff his flaccid pens into his partners mouth so as to poke her cheek.
Gave my girlfriend a Kentucky sidewinder last night - she didn't know whether to recoil in horror or keep eating
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