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The Kentucky Thumb is a world renowned lifesaving and lovemaking technique invented by Scott DeShields of Kentucky Ballistics himself after quite the unfortunate romantic encounter with some "hot" slap rounds, (the name gives it justice). As such the term was established as a method for multiple uses; for example plugging a severed carotid, loading firearms, and poking eggplants.
Everyone: Wait, Scott is still alive?
Scott: Saved again by the Kentucky Thumb.
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A sex position that is used by finger blasting your partner with your abnormally large thumb
Damn girl I'm gonna give that kentucky thumb
Bro did you here about the guy who gave Brandon a kentucky thumb for not completing the AK-50
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When you are having sex with a woman from behind and stick your thumb in her butthole.
Brandon: “She let you stick your thumb in her ass?”
Scott: “Yeah I gave her that Kentucky thumb!”
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Using the thumb to stop the flow of liquids when fingering a female partner, and she begins to squirt while on her period
"Yeah bro my girl came so hard on her shark week I had to give her the Kentucky Thumb"
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The act of inserting one's thumb into "bleeding" / "open" cavity of oneself.
Hey Becky, I know it's that time of the month and I was wondering if you would settle for the
"Kentucky Thumb" tonight?
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The act of shoving your thumb into an ovulating female, right at the point of orgasm.
“Gosh, I wish I was having a heavy flow. Ricky gives the best Kentucky Thumb.”
The action of having sex with a partner, typically from behind; where the person penetrating the female's vaginal canal, puts an unused thumb into the currently penetrated female's anus, rotating gently, firmly, in either counter-clockwise or clockwise(as if searching for Scott from Kentucky Ballistics' of YouTube.com severed artery in his tragic accident that we are all happy he has survived) until the pad of the thumb finds a pulse, or the member or devise penetrating the vagina from the anal cavity. once either is found, the penetrator is to thrust to the pulse of the female if felt, or exactly half the pulse of the one currently penetrating the female until the female achieves orgasm.
Was feeling kinda curious the other night and I gave her the ol Kentucky Thumb. she was a little taken aback at first, but was really more into it once I found the right rhythm. really ended the night with a BANG, and a need to change the sheets.
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