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Another word for committing suicide
If you are trying to find a more subtle way to announce your future death or simply a cry for help try using this word in front of your teachers and colleagues.
I’m kermitting sewersuade.
I’m gonna Kermit and blame the school system.
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The legendary but also older than your grandma puppet-on-a-string frog who is often found drinking some Lipton tea and killing himself
Bystander: OMG Kermit's finna jump off that skyscraper!
Bystander 2: Again?
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A mexican frog who always wears a sombrero and talks in the worst accent I've ever heard in my life. He has a best friend named señor Oso who has brown fur also wears a sombrero.
Kermit and Oso go out friday nights and gets back at 7 am.
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The savior of all life; once every full moon a animal or human sacrifice must be made to him by holding the sacrifice in the middle of a circular room while someone runs around yelling their praises to him
“Oh dear lord Kermit we give our thanks for this meal”
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A amusing charecter that is green and is really cool. Loves 🥐
Kermit is gay
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An abnormally skinny guy who, much like Kermit the Frog, dates fat chicks (like Miss Piggy).
"Check out that kermit with his girlfriend, I bet she crushes him when shes on top."
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The reincarnation of jebus
"Why are there so many songs about rainbows and whats on the other side." said by Kermit.
Wow Kermit is so good at singing
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