Kernel Sanders

After eating sweet corn on the cobb along with The Colonel's original recipe you likely will drop a Kernel Sanders in the "toitie" the next morning.

Dudes! I had a Kernel Sanders this morning - can't wait to send u a picture of it!

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Kernel Sanders

The act of placing a KFC bucket on your head and screaming I have the power then picking up a kernel of corn and taping it to your penis and wanking with sandpaper until no corn is left and if you ejaculate before it's gone you must dip it in your semen and eat it

Omg Kernel Sanders are amazing

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The kernel sander

Where you deep fry your dick before getting head and after nutting she says “it’s finger licking good”

George: Have you tried the kernel sander?
Kate: No
George: *dips dick in frying oil*
George: now give me head