ketasaurus rex

A term used to describe someone on excessive amounts of ketamine. They develop the characteristics of a dinosaur in human form, however have no normal responses of a human. Approach with caution as they are violent and stubborn creatures.

They are similar in likeness to sesh gremlins, and they are nocturnal creatures. They can be found mainly in underground car parks overnight.

“He’s taken too much, we’ve got a ketasaurus rex in the den”

“Have you seen that ketasaurus Rex in the car park? Won’t let me in my car! That dickhead!”