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ketchup & mayo volcano

A big red zit with a big white tip. Squeezing causes a massive & violent eruption of ketchup & mayo.

Mark was going to ground and pound poor Danny Dork, but, Danny Dork squoze the ketchup & mayo volcano that was on his own forehead and shot the zit-based condiments into Mark's eye and mouth causing Mark to instantly scream and run to the boy's bathroom.

I guess Danny Dork won that fight. Now no one fucks with him. Zit Man!

by Little Amy June 10, 2006

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Ketchup and mayo

When an man is having sex and the woman he is fucking is a virgin and bleeds making him cum and t when he takes his dick out it looks like a hot dog with ketchup and mayo

Man me and Cindy made ketchup and mayo in her room

by XXXHOYHOY April 5, 2017