Key bitch

Something very fucking awesome, such as a pidgeon spontaneously combusting.

KEY BITCH! That fucking rocked, now let us go buy some prophylactics and make sweet love.

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low key bitches

Bitches who hook up with you, then never talk to you again. Her friends will ignore you, and they are likely awkward people in general. Bitches who are doing this simultaneously with other guys.

Brenard: "aye Dylan, you know how i hooked up with Tiffany?"
Dylan: "ya bro what happened with that?"
Brenard: "Her and her friends are just some low key bitches."

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Key West Bitches

Key West Bitches are your typical sad hoe.
They do not particularly have much better to do, so within that time they may talketh tons of shiteth.
They hate 24/7 for reasons that have not yet been discovered.
Not all of which who reside within the tropical location of Key West, FL are indeed a Key West Bitch.
You may have other species of these also in your local hometown.

Jan: "Are they going to do anything else other than stare and talk shit?"
Mary: "No Jan, they are Key West Bitches, thats what they do."