key bump

The act of using a key to snort a drug. The drug is spooned onto the key and the placed near the nostril for inhalation.

"Hey, Lohan is inviting us to go do a key bump with her in the john."

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key bump

What you get when your homies are stingy with the bag.

Hitter: "Yo, lay me out a phatty."

Pitcher: "Nah man, I'm just doing key bumps."

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Key Bump Dave

A dude that works in the office with the most annoying nervous habit, and it looks like he's doing key bumps to act that way!

Kill- "Bro, Key Bump Dave is on a roll today!"

Jeff- "I know that bitch is annoying as fuck!"

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Chechen key bump

When one person snorts a line and spits the drip into another person's mouth while both people are wearing Adidas track suits.

I watched to yugoslavian male strippers do a Chechen key bump last night. I'm a different person.

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keys full of bumps

hard core drugs Tana Mongoose does at a party

Youtuber: "Dude whats wrong with Tana she thinks she's Hefner?"

Youtuber 2: "Keys full of bumps, man"

*sips drink*

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