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kick a box

Used instead of "go screw yourself" or other such terms, it's a silly way to say "get lost". It was started by a girl in Utah, and has spread throughout the state and beyond.

Guy1- Dude, you really suck at that.
Guy2- Go kick a box, jerk.

by pinkfloydpuffer February 1, 2009


Kick the Box

When a person or group of persons places a box that appears to be empty, but acctually contains a large brick or cinderblock, on a sidewalk or commonly traveled place. While you are watching from accross the road, people will pass and kick the box (out of the way, for fun, or because you tell them to) and hurt their foot.
You are playing "Kick the Box" when you are watching people kick the box, not acctually when you kick it yourself. This is common entertainment for college students when they are drunk. Empty thirty pack boxes are commonly used.
Best results are obtained when you are playing near drunk people, in busy areas, or if you place the box directly in the path that people must walk.

What did you do last night?

We sat around, drank a thirty pack on the porch, and played kick the box all night.

by Uncle Brian August 14, 2007

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Kick Boxing

Kickboxing is a Full contact sport in which two guys will kick each other's asses using all of their bodies as opposed to just their hands.

Martial arts commonly used in Kickboxing are: Karate, Muay Thai, Choy Li fut (or Choy lee fut or choy lay fut), or Sanda (or Sanshou).

Person: ooh, because Boxing isn't dangerous enough let's include kicks, knees, elbows, and clinches too! we'll call it kick boxing!

Person 2: Good Idea!

Later in the hospital:

Person 1: We could make a fortune off of this!

Person two: Uggghhhhh

by Pithecircle June 15, 2011

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Thai Kick Boxing

aka Muay Thai. Kickboxing from Thailand. Not only kicks and punches, but knees, elbows and headbutts are also allowed.

Thailand used to be called Siam, as in Siamese cat. When you first take Thai Kick Boxing, you are taught to say "I love Siam" in Thai, which is "Wata Na Siam".

by Chuck Liddell June 4, 2006

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kicked her in the box and shoved her

A rather bizarre expression used by everyone's favourite punk (?) rocker, Avril Lavigne, in an interview with Maxim magazine, in an attempt to show just how hardcore she is. As if the Budweiser drinking and hair wasn't enough! Incidentally, Maxim named the edition this interview took place in "Rocktober". Seriously.

Maxim: When was the last time you had to smack a bitch down?

Avril Lavigne: In a bar a few months ago. Some chick came up to me and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her. I don't go looking for fights, but if someone pushes me, I'm not going to take it.

by J@ffa October 6, 2004

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Kick yer cunt in box

At first glance, it may seem like your standard Munchie Box, however, consuming such a box gives the owner extreme anger issues and a primal urge to protect the box and it's contents, no matter the cost.

Consumer: "Oh yes, my box, my precious."
Scrounger: "Here mate, whit kind eh box is that?"
Consumer: "It's a kick yer cunt in box if ye keep looking at it!"

by Muirhouse Patter September 19, 2019