On oct. 5 every girl has the rights to kick any boy in the dick.
Emily: Omg Clara! It’s kick dick day!
Clara: Yayyy! Imma kick Noah in the dick!
What uneducated bafoons want to participate in because they feel like they are resistant to a punch to the head.
Sommer: Hello Tony did you hear about Kick dick day? It's so fun!
Tony: Yeah it's sick! why would anyone do that? you know that you could permanently damage someone by doing th-
Sommer *Tries to kick dick, but misses and hits balls*
Tony: *beheads her*
Kick dick days are on the 4th and the 17th of October on this day you can kick anyone’s dick
Yay it kick dick days I’m going to go kick my boyfriends dick
Kick dick day is on the 4th and the 17th of October on these day your allowed to kick anyone’s dicks
I kicked everyone’s dick because it was kick dick day
When u get to kick any male on the dick
Hey man *kick dick* it’s kick dick day
you can kick any guy in the crotch without them fighting back