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The unrestrained urge to defecate before a time of stress or pressure.
Before the drag race, I had to go to the shitter and kick donkey.
A sex position where you feed a women a full pack of laxatives without them know and put a diaper on them. You then ram your chc through the diaper penetrative, while in doggy style their anal cavity fucking the shit out of them, literally. While pounding from the rear the male partner viciously hammer fists the back if the women's neck sending a muscle reaction through the body forcing the women to kick her legs out (like and angry donkey). When finished your coital act, roll the female over onto her back and proceed to change her diaper like you would a new born baby.
"oh my God Miranda and I tried out the diapered kicking donkey last night, it was scrumptious"
"What's a diapered kicking donkey?"
"gather 'round children"
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To take a poop. The act of pooping. To deficate, preferably in a toilet or what some call a comode. Often times, this has a much larger connotation implying that the poop was not small or easily done, but rather large and perhaps difficult to procure, sometimes even painful.
Often times shortened to 'Kick a D' or 'Deuce.' Also see drop a deuce.
That mexican food tore me up last night. I woke up and had to kick a donkey!
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using a peer to peer p2p service, such as eDonkey to look for a file, such as an mp3
I hear Band X has a new CD out. I may have to kick the donkey for that one.
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A donkey kick is pretty much kicking like a donkey. You kick backwards at whatever you're kicking. You can also do this with both feet to get more power into it. A donkey kick is specifically made for kicking people's doors to scare them. You can consider it the next thing up from Nicky Nicky Nine Doors. Be sure to always use the donkey kick on the hard wood door, or on a screen if you're really mad at someone.
I hate that old McCullagh lady, let's go donkey kick her door.
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a Donkey-Kick is where someone puts both hands on the counter and then kicks with full force behind them resembling what a donkey kick looks like.
as a prank i told taylor to donkey-kick jason and it left jason blacked out on the floor.
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During anal affairs, the male may try the donkey punch right before ejaculation, but often, the females counter attack may be to kick backwards, resulting in the male being knocked out.
I tried to donkey punch my girlfriend for the first time, but after failing to knock her out, she reacted by donkey kicking me.
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