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When the funniest shit you've ever seen was a man that transformed into a pickle and identifies himself as pickle Rick
"I kid you not Jon, He turns himself into a pickle and identifies himself as pickle Rick. Funniest shit I've ever seen"
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Dude; i saw an alien at the beach, like...kidding you not man!
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this incredible anecdote is indeed bona fide; I vouch for the veracity of this statement
A common utterance among guys who wear wifebeaters (GWWW)
synonym: I swear to God.
So then she just stuck the whole thing in her mouth. I kid you not.
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A phrase said by a condominium after a male orgasm
After he came, the condom screamed, I kid you not!
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Usually added at the end of a praise to make someone feel even worse when you put them down.
22:43 - Kon: Aren't you happy that I gave you it? :(
22:43 - Krabman: Yes! :D
22:43 - Kon: XD
22:43 - Krabman: Just kidding. You fail.
A common American phrase for expressing disbelief.
Example:
"Dude, Ned Stark fucking dies."
"I haven't see the episode yet asshole. Are you kidding me?"
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