kidshow clem

A raucous, bar brawl, or bout of fisticuffs involving a New Orleanian gin soaked hobo clown. Based on a combination of early 20th century carny slang, kidshow is slang for freakshow,and clem is slang for a fight.

"My nose was broken, several midgets threw up simultaneously, and my dog got twisted into a balloon in a kidshow clem with some drunk clown on Bourbon Street."