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She is the most incredible, beautiful, perfect girl you could imagine. She's more loving, caring, and considerate than anyone else I have ever met. She's my perfect girl, my one and only. And I truly think she's perfect. If she's reading this, she's probably disagreeing, but that's only because she can't see her own beauty.
I love her so much, I hope she knows that.
Me: Hey, have you heard about my gf Kieth?
You: bro, you never stop talking about her smh
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Somebody who waits for something to blow over so they don't have to anything
He won't do anything he's such a Kieth
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how dumbasses spell the word keith
kid: hey kieth.
me: what a dumbass you are
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1.The dumbest fuck you can find.
2.Being repeatedly hit in the balls.
"Man,stop acting like such a Kieth Donato!"
"Damn, you just totaly Kieth Donatoed him in the balls!"
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A 16 year old upcoming rapper that also wants to inspire others aswell
Hey bro you heard about kieth Montana?
Yea his songs fire and he underrated af
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When you take thumbtacks, place them as deep as possible into a girls ass skin (to stimulate the never endings of course) meanwhile, you are beating the pussy up with a rolled up news paper until the bleeding lubricates it naturally. When she is close to passed out call her a slut, cut her head off with a chainsaw and put it on a tiki pole. Grab your best Indian outfit and do a sacrificial dance around the pole while sacrificing a live sheep. This is followed by an anal rape session.
Did you throw away the paper honey? i would love to do The Kieth Olberman Shuffle tonight.
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