kilju

Finnish traditional drink, which could be described strong homemade brew. The most simple method of making this sweet nectar requires only frosen orange juice, water and some sugar. The best and most popular version requires water, sugar, yeast and fresh juice for flavour. Kilju hits you like a sledgehammer, and soon you will forget your name and ability to speak. Next morning your shit smells like a just baked bread, because of the yeast. True mothafuckas use about 50% juice, and only orange juice in kilju. Wussy-ass Finnish goverment has banned the production of kilju.

I drank kilju yesterday with some friends. When I woke up I didn't remember anything, not even where I was. And there was so much yeast in my shit that I could have been able to found a bakery. There was also some blood in my shit, so it was an ordinary night out with kilju.

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Kilju

A alcoholic beverage made of yeast, sugar water and whatever else you can find that might make it taste good. Due to the trace amounts of non ethanol alcohols and chemicals it gets you really fucked up but gives the worst hangovers imaginable. Not real kilju unless you use Papaya like us on the big island.

Patrick: Let’s get fucked up off kilju and wake up in a dumpster.
Harrison: Fuck yeah dude.

Kilju

Underrated drink that is made from water,sugar, and yeast. Shit will fuck you up. Can be distilled.

I just freeze distilled some kilju in my deep freeze!!!

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